The Joys of Homeownership: In Verse

 Sometimes, you come home and find your kitchen ceiling on the floor. And sometimes, you write haikus about your feelings regarding said situation. There's only so much one can do with this much plaster dust in the air.

the kitchen ceiling

lies broken, scattered around
plaster covers all














the ceiling on the floor
the destruction is complete
why did I mop it?



here lies the ceiling
far away from it’s true place
I wish it had stayed